Pepe: Hey, Mom... I thought of a new game.
Me: Oh, Yeah...
Pepe: I want to call it foccer, but Dad says I need to think of something else.
Me... trying not to die... giggling... say foccer 3 times out loud... see what I mean?
Pepe: I wonder why I can't call it foccer?
Me: Well, if Daddy says to change it, you'd better change it.
Pepe: Yeah, I think I'll call it socball.